BOGMAN

2010-04-01T14:06:00.000-07:00

Hello ...

this blog is dead... god rest ya.

Find me here now

www.todayfm.com

Mike , what are you at lad ?

2010-02-07T14:37:00.001-08:00

Happy Friday from "THE B TEAM !"

2010-02-05T05:12:00.000-08:00

Meteor Alert !

2010-02-01T09:35:00.000-08:00

Dear God man,

Please let all who visit this blog reach for their weapon and text vote

RDJ3 to 085 7 11 44 44 lot's n lot's.

And help us win the Meteor award to make the world a better place.

Amen.

Rules like ..........

2010-02-01T03:12:00.001-08:00

Subject: Five rules for men to follow for a happy life.

Five rules for men to follow for a happy life.

1. It's important to have a women who helps at home,
cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and
who doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and
who likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women do not
know each other.

Sincerely

Tiger Woods

Just so you know .....

2010-01-31T23:57:00.000-08:00

This is soccer am " Soccerette " Cork lady
Lisa-Marie Jordan

Lisa was on Soccer AM on Sky on Saturday morning.

Radio is a non visual medium, so it was my duty to post up who we have in studio today.

Just so you can see like .. ya know.

Pretty fly this ...

2010-01-30T02:10:00.001-08:00

Ok , What to do when you are bored in Cork.

1. Kill a few Flies, not alot , like don't do a Hilter on it.

2. Put them in the sun to dry for one hour ( today Sunday 31st is a good sunny day in Cork )

3. Once they are dry, pick a pencil and paper...

Let your imagination flow boy's and girls.

2010-01-26T01:32:00.001-08:00

Camera's Are Racist!!

If you own a Nikon Coolpix S630 digital camera, there's a good chance you bought it because of its face-detection feature, which can be programmed to take a picture whenever someone smiles, or to automatically send a warning when someone blinks.

There's just one problem . . . the camera is RACIST. Listen to this . . .

Last year, a woman named Joz Wang bought a Nikon face-detecting camera for her mother. But whenever they took a photo, the camera would send a message reading, quote, "Did someone blink?"

But the problem wasn't that they were blinking. It's that Joz and her family are ASIAN, and the camera can't distinguish an Asian person's eye from a non-Asian person's eye that's only partially open.

In other words, the Nikon's Coolpix cameras are racist.

When remix's just work - this is great !

2010-01-24T12:44:00.000-08:00

Conan last night - classic !

2010-01-21T23:24:00.000-08:00

2010-01-21T03:20:00.000-08:00

IF YOU GET A CHANCE TODAY .....

Please vote for myself and len ( pictured below ) for the meteor awards by texting RDJ3 to 0857114444

You can vote here too

Thank you !!

Do they know about this ???

2010-01-20T02:35:00.000-08:00

The Frank and Walters - Cock legend's ... ha ha, sorry there goes the dyslexia again -

Cork Legend's , ahem !

Their song "Colours" is on a make up ad in Japan :)

Royalties.com !!

Ronaldo in "superglue on face " shocker !

2010-01-14T22:49:00.000-08:00

Stalking Cat !!

2010-01-14T07:21:00.001-08:00

Found my first mobile at home yesterday ..

2010-01-13T23:01:00.000-08:00

Got this back in 1923 - so old that number was 088 2

Granny Spends 10k To Look Like Jessica Rabbit.

2010-01-12T11:58:00.000-08:00

57-year-old Annette Edwards lives in England. For years, she's been obsessed with Jessica Rabbit from the movie "Who Framed Roger Rabbit".

So six months ago, Annette decided it was time to finally live out her dream by spending £10,000 on plastic surgery in order to look more like Jessica Rabbit. (???)

Annette says, quote, "Growing up, I'd always been fascinated with the cartoon character Jessica Rabbit. I thought she was stunning and for years I longed to look like my idol . . . I sometimes get stopped in the street, and have had loads of nice compliments."

Would ya?? :)

Don't get out of your car on ice ...

2010-01-12T04:47:00.001-08:00

Too much to take.

2010-01-11T12:41:00.000-08:00

Nooooooooooooooooooooooo.... 1 million worth of wheels !!!

2010-01-11T12:22:00.000-08:00

If there's one thing the interweb likes - other than porn - it's a video of really stupid people doing things that could kill 'em.. great !

The one man stunt show - some of this is pretty cool.

What a hop :) haha

2010-01-11T00:45:00.000-08:00

As featured on R.T.E. news !

Monday - Stranded !

2010-01-10T21:57:00.000-08:00

Snow log - 5.30 am Monday 11th Jan 2010.

I feel the end is nigh. Snowed in, iced in, unable to get to work today cause the roads are f*cked, and I live up a mountain with some rebel yeti's ( see picture )

So the lovely Clare is gonna take care of the show today with help from Dave the Mac.

It's her first Rooster so be nice on the ice !

Stringer - Eimear - Clare

Let's be honest here - who would you prefer to wake up with ?

I'll leave you with this - It's a snow Kate Winslet ( with better acting ability ) as built yesterday by my alcohol advisers, Lisa & Rebecca Cassidy in Macroom. Unreal!

Tiger woods slow jam song !!

2010-01-07T23:40:00.001-08:00

WEST OF IRELAND LEEDS UNITED SUPPORTERS!

2010-01-07T06:59:00.000-08:00

This happened me twice last year :)

2010-01-07T06:54:00.000-08:00

Thi

Back to the beggin !! :):)

2010-01-07T05:28:00.000-08:00

METEOR IRELAND MUSIC AWARDS CELEBRATES 10 YEAR ANNIVERSARY

Nominees and All Star Line Up for 2010 announced! The Meteor Ireland Music Awards 2010 were launched today with the announcement of this year’s nominees and live performances. Recognised worldwide as Ireland ’s definitive music awards it will celebrate its ten year anniversary this year. The event will be held at the RDS Dublin Friday 19th February 2010 in what promises to be the music highlight of the year.

The star-studded music spectacular will be presented by international TV presenter Ireland ’s Amanda Byram. Performing on the night to celebrate the ten year anniversary will be the best in music, both home grown and international including Westlife, Snow Patrol, The Script, Florence and the Machine, Paulo Nutini, The Coronas, Pixie Lott and many more to be announced.
The most anticipated television event in the Irish music calendar will be aired by RTE on Sunday 21st February 2010 on RTE 2 at 9pm.

Best Radio DJ - National

Ian Dempsey- Today FM
Damien Farrelly - 2FM
Tony Fenton - Today FM
Ray Foley - Today FM
Larry Gogan - 2FM
Dan Hegarty - 2FM

Best Radio DJ – Regional
Leigh Doyle - BEAT
Jim & Niamh - FM 104

KC & Lenny - Red FM

Michelle McMahon - Spin SW
Jon Richards - Galway Bay FM
Shona Ryan - Spin 1038

Best Irish Band
Bell X1 The Coronas Delorentos Snow Patrol U2
Best Irish Male Colin Devlin Jerry Fish Jack L Christy Moore
Mundy Best Irish Female Wallis Bird
Julie Feeney
Valerie Francis
Laura Izibor
Dolores O’Riordan
Best Irish Pop Act Delorentos Laura Izibor
The Blizzards
The Script Westlife Best Irish Album Blue Lights On The Runway - Bell X1
Tony Was An Ex-Con - The Coronas The Duckworth Lewis Method - The Duckworth Lewis Method - Up To Now - Snow Patrol
No Line On The Horizon - U2 Best Irish Live Performance Bell X1 Christy Moore
The Script Snow Patrol
U2 Non- Voting Categories
Best Folk/Traditional
Kathleen Loughnane
Kila with Bruno Coulais
Christy Moore
Mairead Ni Mhaonaigh Sharon Shannon
Best International Band
Black Eyed Peas Florence & The Machine Green Day Kasabian Muse
Best International Male
Michael Buble
Jay-Z Morrissey Paolo Nutini Bruce Springsteen
Best International Female
Lily Allen Lady Ga Ga Little Boots Pixie Lott Taylor Swift Best International Album
Lunatic Asylum - KasabianLungs – Florence & The MachineSigh No More – Mumford & SonsSunny Side Up – Paolo NutiniThe Fame Monster – Lady Ga GaBest International Live
Leonard Cohen
Coldplay Florence & The Machine
Bruce Springsteen Take That

Booty Pop ???

2010-01-06T00:35:00.001-08:00

Buy a new arse !

Wow!

2010-01-05T03:28:00.000-08:00

Happy Xmas peep's !

2009-12-21T14:53:00.000-08:00

Back on the air Jan 4th !

Cheer's for the ears all year you beautiful creature :)

Happy Christmas.

Look who was on deal !!!

2009-12-17T00:36:00.001-08:00

Feral Kids.

2009-12-16T07:06:00.001-08:00

Was watching a show on this the last night. I wish i was raised by Jack Russell's.

Sometimes ... people just don't like ya !

2009-12-16T06:59:00.000-08:00

Steve Rayner Win's the Apprentice.

2009-12-14T14:43:00.000-08:00

About 16 weeks ago Steve Rayner was listening to the show and heard us telling people how to apply for the Apprentice on TV3 , he entered , and tonight he just won a 100,000 euro a year job. Yeah :) Nice one Steve !! Delighted. Lenny and I get 10 % and a slab of dutch gold each !

You can hear him win a 100,000 euro a year salary right here

30 year old Steve Rayner came to Ireland in 2005 to look after his ailing grandparents in Cork. Having left the music industry in the UK, he found himself in sales; an area he’d never worked in before. He quickly found his feet and soon began to outpace his colleagues. Within four months of joining Sitcom he was promoted to Regional Sales Manager, and eventually moved up to being a consultant.

In 2008 Steve left the comfort of Sitcom to join fledging telecoms company Imagine, as their senior corporate account manager. Both his parents are school teachers so he doesn’t come from a business background.

Christmas Guitar Hero.

2009-12-14T12:47:00.000-08:00

Bit weird and nerdy but this Dad has rigged his entire house up into one giant Guitar Hero game.

With the use of 21,268 lights and LEDs, American Ric Turner has created a Christmas decoration for his abode that obeys the commands of the game's guitar controller.

Turner, the smoothy, is a special effects expert who used to work for Disney's Imagineering division. He told MAKEzine: "Even though the game is in "easy" mode, the lights don't provide the same timing detail as the game does, so it is much harder. Even expert Guitar Hero players have a hard time with the lights, and nobody has made it through without errors."

Rear Gear !

2009-12-14T12:41:00.000-08:00

Rear Gear Stickers!

If you're embarrassed to walk your dog with its ANUS showing, then I've got just the thing for you...

There's a designer who's selling a product called Rear Gear Butt Covers. Put simply, these are stickers that you can use to cover up your pet's no-go hole.

According to the product description, Rear Gear, quote, "offers a cheerful solution to be-rid your favorite pet's un-manicured back side.

Rear Gear comes in many designs including a disco ball, air freshener, heart, flower, biohazard, smiley face, number one ribbon, cupcake, sheriff's badge, dice, and you can even make yours custom, so there's a Rear Gear for everyone.

Spooky Santa !

2009-12-14T12:29:00.000-08:00

Sketchy Santa from Coty Gonzales on Vimeo.

I mean .. seriously .. wha ??

2009-12-14T05:58:00.000-08:00

Children's favourite Thomas the Tank Engine has been attacked by a Canadian academic for being sexist.
Shauna Wilton( P.H.D./YMCA/W.A.N.K) a professor of political sciences at the University of Alberta, also highlighted the class divide which sees Thomas and his friends at the bottom of the social ladder and the wealthy Fat Controller at the top.

She launched her study after watching the animated programme, which is shown in over 130 countries, with her three-year-old daughter.

She then analysed the plots, characters and other aspects of 23 different episodes to draw her conclusions, which she then presented at a conference of political science in Canada.

Ah Shauna ......

Bump this beeeeatch !

It also works with ..

Jenna Toro

2009-12-09T02:16:00.000-08:00

Had this lady on air with us yesterday.

She's top shelf talent .. .as you can see :)

You can hear the song she did right here http://chirb.it/dAzKEL

And more of her live stuff below !

Buy her tunes here http://www.jennatoro.com/

2009-12-07T09:27:00.000-08:00

Fed up of Simon Cowell's latest karaoke act being Christmas No.1?

Me too... So who's up for a mass-purchase of the track 'KILLING IN THE NAME' from December 13th (DON'T BUY IT YET!) as a protest to the X-Factor monotony?

Click HERE and support it !

DO NOT BUY THIS TRACK UNTIL START OF THE WEEK 14TH DEC TO MAKE SALES COUNT!

Boldy going where no Virgin has gone before !

2009-12-07T06:14:00.000-08:00

Let's be honest here, this is a pretty big moment for humanity - Space travel, well kind of.

Sir Richard Branson's first commercial spacecraft is finally being unveiled today after five years of top secret construction.

Paid-up passengers and VIPs have been promised a 'theatrical unveiling' in the Mojave Desert in California and a cocktail party to celebrate the groundbreaking event.

If you have 200,000 euro handy you're sorted !

I think this is going to be like the Sky + box. At the start is cost a fecking packet , but over time they start lashing it out for free.

Was asked to send this around ...

2009-12-06T14:27:00.000-08:00

2009-12-06T11:17:00.000-08:00

If you fancy going minimalist with your festive spirit this year, how about this - the world's smallest snowman.

At just 0.01mm wide the space-efficient decoration is just one fifth of the width of the average human hair and has been carefully 'hand crafted' by festive scientists at the National Physical Laboratory.

More from Mike Strutter :):)

2009-12-06T09:08:00.000-08:00

The Strutter Bubble!

2009-12-06T09:05:00.000-08:00

F.I.F.A. F.O.O.L. F.*.C.K. Y.O.U.

2009-12-03T03:31:00.000-08:00

This is the FIFA toss pot who laughed at the Irish ...

Now ... let's all laugh at Sebb, click below !

Woods Christmas Family Portrait

2009-12-03T02:02:00.000-08:00

Marilyn Monroe.. puffing da herb !

2009-12-02T11:58:00.000-08:00

During Hollywood's golden age she was the world's biggest star, but seemingly Marilyn Monroe wasn't just high on the glory of fame, she was high on weed.

Newly released footage, tracked down by a Monroe memorabilia hunter, shows Marilyn toking on a dooby. The film was bought for £180,000 by collector, Keya Morgan, from the person who filmed the footage. Though the copyrights to the film will be sold on eBay, later this week.

"Dude ... I'm like totally baked"

Snoop Nav !

2009-12-02T11:42:00.000-08:00

Turn left at the shizzle-dizzle. Ya d-i-g?" - If you thought your sat-nav was annoying before, wait till you hear the barely coherent tones of Snoop Dogg giving you directions.

The multi-platinum selling Hip-Hop artist has just recorded a voice which can be downloaded onto TomTom GPS devices. He is said to have spent hours in the studio recording distinctive "Snoop Speak" phrases like "Keep left ahead, and you'll be bonafide" to help you find your way.

Other Snoop gems include; "Turn around when possible and keep it 'G', ya d-i-g?" and "Take tha third left, and while you're at it, put in some of that Snoop Dogg!"

Jesus appears on a steam Iron.

2009-12-01T14:16:00.000-08:00

Of course he does !

Kseniya Simonova - Sand Animation, Winner of Ukraine's Got Talent)

2009-12-01T10:02:00.000-08:00

Kseniya Simonova is the amazing winner of "Ukrain's got talent 2009". All she needed was a bit of sand to demonstrate the history of her country during World War 2. You can see how emotional the audience became.

Incredible.

Just started reading this today ....

2009-11-30T08:57:00.000-08:00

..And it's really good !

2009-11-30T05:31:00.000-08:00

This was on last nights 6-1 news !!

Legend.

Which reminded me of this ...

Almost wiped out by a rugby ball !

2009-11-30T05:12:00.000-08:00

Late on Saturday night, 2009 November 21, a very bright meteor was seen flashing across the sky from the northern parts of South Africa. Tim Cooper, Director of the ASSA Comet & Meteor Section, estimates that the apparent magnitude of the meteorite was -18, but get this , they say the Meteor was the size of a rugby ball!

In the picture below is a direct hit from thousands of years ago, the meteor was the size of a house. A few more of those in south 'ifricka....... no world cup !!

Happy day for the music world.

2009-11-30T04:38:00.000-08:00

Ok, you can ignore yesterdays blog.

A fake "press release" made the rounds late last week saying production of Technics turntables would end in February 2010, and the local head of Technics DJ for Panasonic was "quoted" as saying Australian stock would end in March.

Long regarded as the epitome of DJ equipment, the Technics 1200 and 1210 series turntables have been rumoured to be going out of production, but this has been denied by the local arm of head company Panasonic.

Panasonic's Ian North has denied the reports, and says while he is still waiting on clarification from Japan news that sales would end in March was "premature".

SASHA AND DIGWEED CELEBRATE NEWS OF FAKE PRESS RELEASE.

"We are still supplying our dealers and we still have stock coming in," North said.

However, North said that there has been "a decline in the analog market" due to the popularity of computer and CD mixing solutions.

"I wouldn't say that analog is dead but there's a lot of digital products on the market that can do the same thing," North added.

Sad day for the music world.

2009-11-29T13:32:00.000-08:00

Technics are ceasing production of the 1200 and the 1210 after 35 years their shutting down in febuary. CDJ's and laptops have taken over the market.

I have always being /always will be a vinyl collector. This is pretty sad for the industry but I suppose things change and Technics have being at the forefront of clubland for 35 years. This just means the pair I have will never be sold, in fact a brand new pair will be bought before they shut shop.. just to have .. and hug now and then.

The Technics SL-1200 is a series of turntables manufactured since October 1972 by Matsushita under the brand name of Technics. Originally released as a high fidelity consumer record player, it quickly became adopted among radio and club disc jockeys. Since its release in 1978, SL-1200MK2 and its successors have been the most common turntable for DJing and scratching. The MK2 presented several improvements, including to the motor and casing. Since 1972, more than 3 million units have been sold.

It is widely regarded as one of the most durable and reliable turntables ever produced. Many of the models manufactured in the 1970's are still in heavy use. Rappers have referred to the turntable as "1200", "Tee 12's", "Technics", "Tec 12", "wheels of steel" and "ones and twos".

This week's record of the week!

2009-11-25T01:58:00.000-08:00

The Temper Trap - Sweet Disposition

Beaut.

2009-11-25T01:36:00.000-08:00

The cool shit you just dont see on TV any more:)

2009-11-24T03:43:00.001-08:00

Miss Gay Brazil.

A transvestite named Ava Simões won the Miss Gay Brazil pageant on Saturday.

One of the other " Queens " was a bit pissed off !

Ahhh bless !

2009-11-24T03:41:00.001-08:00

The France Replay is on !

2009-11-24T03:32:00.000-08:00

FIFA have granted their permission for a replay
of the last half of the
extra time section
of Wednesday nights game
to take place in Stade du France.

Ireland will be playing right to left ...

The Google story in 2 mins!

2009-11-23T11:11:00.001-08:00

2009-11-23T07:45:00.000-08:00

Dead Celeb Perfume!
NOW YOU CAN BUY PERFUME THAT'S MADE FROM THE DNA OF DEAD CELEBRITIES!

Celebrity-branded fragrances are nothing new.

BRITNEY SPEARS has her own perfume. So does Christina Aguilera and Kate Moss and Posh Spice and Peter Andre and Jordan, just to name a few.

But now, a company called Antiquity has taken celebrity-branded fragrances to a whole new level by releasing a line of colognes and perfumes that are made from DNA collected from the hair clippings of dead celebrities. (???)

There's "Marilyn" created from the DNA of MARILYN MONROE.

"Monarch" created from the DNA of KATHARINE HEPBURN.

"Entrance" created from the DNA of JOAN CRAWFORD.

"Blue Suede" created from the DNA of ELVIS PRESLEY.

"IQ" created from the DNA of ALBERT EINSTEIN and . . .

"M" created from the DNA of MICHAEL JACKSON.

You can buy this rubbish here

Very Cagey.

2009-11-23T07:32:00.000-08:00

Is Nicolas Cage the worst actor of all time ?? ahhhh yes.

Just watched " The Knowing " and he really is tragic.

Also he is facing financial ruin. And he’s got only himself to blame!

The star has lived a lavish life, pending on cars, castles and yachts. He’s forked out tens of millions of dollars buying nine Rolls Royces, more than a dozen homes, four yachts and two castles.

Cage’s former business manager has told a US court that the actor shopped "uncontrollably" and needed to earn $30 million a year "just to maintain his lavish lifestyle".

Cage is suing Samuel Levin for $20 million accusing him of incompetence.

His greatest moments from THE WICKERMAN !

Anyone watching the new V ??

2009-11-23T06:05:00.000-08:00

This made me laugh today, classic 1984 action.

2009-11-23T05:25:00.000-08:00

Stephen King's brand new book is called Under The Dome, about a town sealed off from the rest of the world. Now Steven Spielberg has stepped in to make sure it's a success. He wants to turn it into a TV serious.

On an entirely normal day in Chester's Mill, Maine, the town is inexplicably and suddenly sealed off from the rest of the world by an invisible force field. Planes crash into it and fall from the sky in flaming wreckage, a gardener's hand is severed as "the dome" comes down on it, people running errands in the neighboring town are divided from their families, and cars explode on impact. No one can fathom what this barrier is, where it came from, and when - or if - it will go away.

Which is all good and well... but, did The Simpsons not do this already ???

For a writer who brought you Killer clowns, mobile phones that turn you into a zombie, The shining, Green mile, and Shawshank redemption, he is actually not the
head case you would presume!

Can you vote for the show please ??

2009-11-23T03:57:00.000-08:00

If you get a chance can you go to this fine web site and vote " the red rooster " for best breakfast please ?

Even if you think the show is shite :)

Ah go on ya legend ya :)

CLICK HERE

Cheers,

KC

The Onion :)

2009-11-23T03:56:00.001-08:00

Boy Finds Own Real-Life E.T.

2009-11-23T02:37:00.000-08:00

Two builders (Dave and Stuart) are seated either side of a table in a pub when a well-dressed man enters, orders a beer and sits on a stool at the bar.

The two builders start to speculate about the occupation of the suit

Dave: - I reckon he's an accountant.

Stuart: - No way - he's a stockbroker.

Dave: - He ain't no stockbroker! A stockbroker wouldn't come in here!

The argument repeats itself for some time until the volume of beer gets the better of Dave and he makes for the toilet.

On entering the toilet he sees that the suit is standing at a urinal.

Curiosity and the several beers get the better of him.

Dave: - 'Scuse me.... no offence meant, but me and me mate were wondering what you do for a living?

Suit: - No offence taken! I'm a Logical Scientist by profession

Dave: - Oh? What's that then?

Suit: - I'll try to explain by example ... Do you have a goldfish at home?

Dave: - Er ..... mmm ... well yeah, I do as it happens!

Suit: - Well, it's logical that you keep it either in a bowl or in a

pond. Which is it?

Dave: - It's in a pond!

Suit: - Well it's reasonable to suppose that you have a large garden then?

Dave: - As it happens, yes I have got a big garden.

Suit: - Well then it's logical to assume that, in this town, if you have a large garden then you have a large house?

Dave: - As it happens I've got a five bedroom house .... built it myself!

Suit: - Well given that you've built a five bedroom house it's logical to assume that you haven't built it just for yourself and that you are quite probably married? And with a family?

Dave: - Yes I am married, I live with my wife and four children.

Suit: - Well then it is logical to assume that you are sexually active with your wife on a regular basis?

Dave: - Yep! Five times a week!

Suit: - Well then it is logical to suggest that you don't masturbate very often?

Dave: - Do what? Not me, mate!

Suit: - Well there you are! That's logical science at work!

Dave: - How's that then?

Suit: - Well from finding out that you had a goldfish, I've told you about your sex life!

Dave: - I see! That's pretty impressive. Thanks mate!

Both leave the toilet and Dave returns to his mate.

Stuart: - I see the suit was in there. Did you ask him what he does?

Dave: - Yep! He's a logical scientist!

Stuart: - What's that then?

Dave: - I'll try and explain. Do you have a goldfish?

Stuart: - Nope

Dave: - Well then, you're a wanker

2009-11-22T06:05:00.000-08:00

Jesus Roy, chill out willa !

Cork Orleans.

2009-11-21T04:38:00.000-08:00

Floody Hell.

2009-11-20T05:28:00.003-08:00

Washington Street Cork Today !

Holy shit.

2009-11-20T02:47:00.001-08:00

2009-11-19T07:55:00.000-08:00

Jordan Pricey has pumped so much shit into her lips she has turned into Rio Ferdinand.

I'm a celeb is good craic this year. Check it out TV3 9pm weeknights.

Great blog to check out !

2009-11-19T06:49:00.000-08:00

Go have a hawk , some super art here

Worthy of his Sirname ????

2009-11-19T02:58:00.000-08:00

Dear Stephen Ireland,

I hope you were watching your fellow country men last night?

I hope you see what it's like to be a hero in a green jersey.

Maybe you missed it ?

You might have been doing something more important, like brushing dog shite out of the grooves of the tyers on your RangeRover perhaps ?

You missed a great game. You and Henry should go for a pint .... no really ye should.

Bastardized.

2009-11-18T21:48:00.000-08:00

Excuse my French. You robbing Prick.

"The Fresh Prince Of Douglas "

2009-11-18T03:41:00.001-08:00

Missed the chat with the Breffmeister ??

You can hear the full version of the interview on " The best of the Red Rooster " Sat from 10am for a sneak preview click the linkmeister below.....

Chirbit Share audio easily kcredfm Breffmiester Red Rooster RedFM

Get a copy yet ??

2009-11-17T04:27:00.001-08:00

Cheers Aedin !

"Hi Guys

The book is going well at the moment. Just to let you know we are in the shopping centres at the weekend. Friday we are in Paul street, Saturday we are in Merchants quay and Sunday we're in Mahon Point. Thanks a mill for plugging the book, it is definitely helping because we are even getting cheques in the post from people for the book.

I have attached a group photo taken on the night of some of the men involved. Ashley Keating , Derry O' Callaghan and Fergus O' Farrell were also there but I think they were too shy to get in the Picture.

Anyway talk to you soon

Aedin x "

Please buy this book if you can , its all going to breast cancer care south infirmary !

www.kisstocook.com

Cheers KC

RED ROOSTER JINGLE BELL BALL ALERT !

2009-11-16T05:32:00.000-08:00

So, Bell X 1 (of sold out live at the marquee Cork two years in a row & support for
U2 on the 360 tour )are going to be our "Jingle bell ball" headline act.

Bell X1 are unreal live & you really should be there you know!

You can only win the ticket's on RedFM,tickets are free but when you get to the gig
all were asking you to do is make a donation to Barnardos childrens charity.

Make sure your tuned to the show weekdays 6-10 am to win the tickets money can't buy(cause there not for sale actually)

This is a shot from the negotiation tea party where we got the lads to sign up buy spiking their tea with magic mushrooms and extract of cornetto.

In this picture: BELL X 1 , BELL X 2, BELL X 3 , BELL END 4( Lenny)

Soul in a hole.

2009-11-16T05:19:00.000-08:00

I love northern soul music , well soul in general.

Northern soul is a music and dance movement that emerged from the British mod scene, initially in northern England in the late 1960s. Northern soul mainly consists of a particular style black American soul ,based on the heavy beat and fast tempo of the mid-1960s Motown sound… so I hear.

The Wigan casino was the most famous venue in the UK for these kinds of nights, it would be on a par with Sir Henrys in Cork for house music I suppose.

My own Mum and Dad were still in secondary school when the amphetamine stuffed soul club was at its peak.

Northern soul dancing should look like this ……..

Not like this ....

Love the Kiwis

2009-11-15T12:02:00.000-08:00

Cheer's for this Greg !

" Hey KC, heard you and Lenny speaking with Kevin Bloody Wilson the last day and you
ask him the difference between an Oz and Kiwi accent, this video should help ya mate "

Greg the Kiwi , cools as bru :)

Bless ya !

2009-11-12T13:11:00.001-08:00

This 12-year-old girl caught a cold a few weeks ago, and since then, she can't stop sneezing. She says she sneezes about 8 times per minute . . . or 12,000 times a day . . . and her doctors are baffled.

Putting Bra's

2009-11-12T13:01:00.000-08:00

Those crazy Japanese have created a bra that transforms into a Putting Green

Japanese lingerie company called Triumph has just come out with a new, corset-style BRA that can be removed and unrolled to create a five-foot PUTTING GREEN.

It's called the Nice Cup-In-Bra. And when you sink a putt into one of the cups, a built-in speaker belts out a congratulatory "Nice shot!

It also features ............

•Pockets for extra golf balls and tees
•A detachable flag pin that serves as a score pencil
•And a flag sporting the words "Be Quiet" for use on the course

PLEASE BUY THIS .....

2009-11-11T04:55:00.000-08:00

First of all, may I declare something publicly, I work on radio but I am not, never will, never want to be, regarded as “ Celebrity “. I even fu*king hate the word, we cool on that ?? ..ok.

Trust me I’m getting to something here …..

Lenny and I were asked to submit a recipe each to this book. ( Were in a cook book with Gerry Adams F.F.S. .. still laughing at that one )

So, this new book is out and I would love if you could buy it online because ALL the money is going to the breast care fund south infirmary hospital Cork. It’s called “ KISS TO COOK – A SELECTION OF RECIPES FROM IRISH CELEBIRTIES “ Ahem !

Yes there are tons of important people, local sporting giants, some major celebs and chancers , yes Bertie Ahern I'm pointing my wooden spoon at you.

Each individual has contributed a recipe for you to lash into at home.

The book is the brain child of recovered cancer patient Aedin Johnson.

Please help us raise 40,000 euro for the charity.

Click the kiss and buy a few please ..... KISS

Forklift Fool !

2009-11-11T03:14:00.000-08:00

Son's Wedding....

2009-11-10T13:20:00.000-08:00

Cyriak's Powers of Ramsay

2009-11-10T13:01:00.000-08:00

This is genius.

Weirdy, i like Ramsay, he's a prick but makes good telly.

The way he treat's those poor yank's in hell's kitchen, gotta love it.

Kenny Get's f*cked!!!

2009-11-09T22:09:00.001-08:00

The Dreaming Doggy !

2009-11-08T22:30:00.001-08:00

SumoSam - The T-shirt man.

2009-11-08T10:29:00.000-08:00

Want one ??

Go here

Please note: Unless otherwise stated, all garments are 100% unofficial and as such are not licensed merchandise. The designs on this web site are in no way connected with, or endorsed by, the personalities, people or organisations they may appear to depict.

The ( New'ish) Countdown chick is ...Haaaaawt !

2009-11-04T08:22:00.000-08:00

Rachel Reily, god bless ya.

Zimmers - Firestarter :)

2009-11-03T10:36:00.000-08:00

When I was a smallie .........

2009-11-03T10:03:00.000-08:00

....this TV show freaked the shit outta me!

This was blockbuster viewing in the 80's.

Alien Lizards that eat mice for breakfast .... what a show.

Their bringing it back. Thursday night 9am TV 3. Please be good. Please don't be
the new Knight Rider.Please have big boobie rodent munching lashers.Please.

Let's hear it for New Cork !

2009-11-03T08:53:00.000-08:00

Cork .. center of the Universe ?? Yes ba !

Cork in Top Ten World Cities

We're in tough times so it was always going to be a ferocious battle between hundreds of European cities to make the cut for Lonely Planet's top ten cities. Appropriately enough Cork city had plenty to spare when the judges made their final decision and we now await with glee for the hoards of tourists to jet in.
The cream of the crop

The newly launched guide entitled Best in Travel 2010trumpets Planet Earth's best tourist destinations and is influential enough to turbo boost a city's reputation and economy.

Unsurprisingly nowhere else in the cash-strapped Republic of Ireland or northern Europe got a mention. In fact besides Lecce in Italy no other city or town in the EU made the grade. Give yourselves a slap on the backs feens and beours - this accolade is some achievement.

And more than anywhere else, our inclusion comes down to 'people' more than anything else as the guide lavishes praise on us Corkonians.

"Cork is at the top of its game right now; sophisticated, vibrant and diverse, while still retaining its friendliness, relaxed charm and quick fire wit", says the publication. Their words not ours.

To be fair, even though the statement is full of praise they are playing us down slightly - probably so half the globe won't up sticks and move here straight away. We would have used a lot more adjectives.

At times the PROC is unfairly looked upon as a biased propaganda machine working on behalf of the county. Now we can at least drop the 'biased' part because this independent verification (no reporters were held at 'hurley-point' and water boarded with Beamish at any stage) clearly shows that what we've been banging on about here for years is completely, undeniably and utterly true.

And if any outsiders give you grief for going on about how great Cork is then you can say:

Sure it woz the Lonely Planet what said it boy!

Corkonians will have to be on their best behaviour with the expected influx of foreign tourists piling into the city to munch on tripe and drisheen, ring the Shandon bells, revel in the thriving live music scene and to watch hurling marches.

We're clearly now among the top tribes on the planet according to this book but flattery can weaken the senses so be double-dog wide. When the tourist season kicks off again expect rakes of foreigners flirting with you, buying you gat and trying to get you back to their hotel.

most other Irish towns and cities. Not Cork though.

We should note that among our fellow top ten cities is Singapore - a city state on the southern tip of the Malaysian peninsula - a metropolis that has thrived since claiming independence from Malaysia and its oppressive Dublin-equivalent Kuala Lumpur. Many laughed when the small state decided to go it alone. Now with its own UN membership and massive economy few criticise the 'bauld' move by Singapore's leaders.

The case for total independence from Dublin's tax-hungry money-wasting government has never been so clear cut. Now that Cork is leading the way out of the recession perhaps its time to once and for all cut all ties with the corrupt and bungling regime at Leinster House and hammer the PROC-lamation to the door of the GPO.

As they'd have to accept us eventually, debating controversial county-board motions at the UN would be great craic too!

World's Top 10 cities:

1. Cork;
2. Singapore;
3. Istanbul, Turkey;
4. Kyoto, Japan;
5. Vancouver, Canada

6. Charleston, USA;
7. Cuenca, Ecuador;
8. Lecce, Italy;
9. Sarajevo, Bosnia;
10. Abu Dhabi, UAE;

See the book HERE

2009-11-02T04:45:00.000-08:00

I’m by no means an accomplished photographer, in fact I’m shite by standards, but learning !

These are a few ok snaps from the past few weeks.

Rossy on a hill like ....

A Guard , minding the stash ... " car 2 over "

Stevie G and Smallie G .........

Colm O Sullivan ( At some Miller Beer shoot thing .. im not sure either .. )

Fred on tour !!!

2009-11-02T04:37:00.000-08:00

Go on the Joe .. and Co !

I met Joe Fred at the Coors light thing two weeks back ( the f*cking Coors never turned up)

He was spouting a rather gaylicious handle bar tash.

" It's for a project .." that's all he would tll me.

Road runner caught :)

2009-11-02T04:33:00.000-08:00

2009-10-28T04:48:00.000-07:00

Prayer for Dads... Cutest E-mail this Year

"Dear God, this year please send clothes for all those poor ladies in Daddy's computer, Amen."

300 reasons to question why he did it ?

2009-10-28T03:58:00.000-07:00

300 was on tv last night.

Why would Geard Butler play king leonidas, the persian super slayer - then months later star in P.S. I love you.

What would Leonidas say ??

Tuesday Chilling.

2009-10-27T07:28:00.000-07:00

Just in from work, I'm sitting at home ( Tuesday afternoon 2pm ) It's a shitty, pissy, wet, windy Irish day. Gawk.

I really need something to cheer myself up!

So, I bang on a fire & turn on the T.V. and contemplate a "Wire season 4" viewing marathon.

Quick channel flick , Ellen is on TV3, she plays the clip below.

My life changes for ever.

It's the " un -work out "

Wait for it ..................

But wait .. there's more.

Too funny !

Tae Time.

2009-10-26T11:57:00.000-07:00

In the first official promotional shot from the new movie.

The A-Team remake of the iconic '80s TV series featuring Cooper is led by a silver-haired Liam Neeson as Colonel John 'Hannibal' Smith.
The modern A-Team is a group of hardened Iraq War veterans trying to clear their name with the U.S. military after being framed for a crime

And just because it made him look like a twat, here is Mr 'soft' T with some
advice on how to treat the mammy.